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Annoying Things People Say When You Get Married

Sheetal Mandora Nov 24, 2018
Some guests can say the darndest things at weddings. Find out what remarks are considered 'annoying' and 'unpleasant' at a wedding.

Marriage Is Romantic, but It Can Also Be …

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
We've heard many quotes about marriage just like these. Some people might take it lightly. However, when such remarks are made during a wedding, it can leave newlyweds (and married couples) baffled. Well wishes and congratulations are always welcome at a wedding. But when some people forget when to hold their peace, it can create awkward moments.

Ridiculous Things People Say to a Bride and Groom

Weddings are happy and memorable occasions not just for the newlyweds, but for family, friends, and guests as well. So, when you're invited to a wedding, it is extremely important to be a model guest, and begin by avoiding these conversation land mines.
➤ So ... are you going to start trying tonight?

➤ You don't have to work now, if you don't want to, right?

➤ Are you going to have a joint account?

➤ On your honeymoon, don't let him out of your sight.

➤ Now that you're married, say goodbye to your sex life.
➤ Are you going to call his/her mother "mom"?

➤ Trust me bro, you're going to miss being single.

➤ Will your husband let you hang out with your guy friends?

➤ Do you think she'll let you hang out with your friends like before?

➤ Now there's no need to stay on a strict diet.
➤ How come you didn't invite your cousin?

➤ So son, how's the old ball and chain?

➤ Hey, welcome to the club! Now, we're all miserable together.

➤ Who wears the pants in this marriage?

➤ Please hyphenate. Don't change your name entirely.
➤ I know you're busy, but can you help me with something?

➤ I always thought you'd end up with that girl you were dating in college.

➤ Are you going to keep working?

➤ There's no need to dress up or impress him anymore. He's yours now.

➤ What a beautiful wedding! It must've cost you a fortune.
➤ He'll make a great first husband!

➤ I never took you as someone who'll ever settle down.

➤ It's not too late to change your mind. If you want, just give me a signal.

➤ So ... tonight's a big night, huh?

➤ You do realize that you have less than 50% chance of making this marriage work.
Reading such remarks can be funny at times. However, when they are being said to you, at your wedding, it can definitely be hurtful. What action you take afterward is completely in your hands. But do remember to tread softly as you don't want to seem defensive and ruin relationships with your family and/or friends.