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Great Pickup Lines That are Totally Witty

Batul Nafisa Baxamusa Apr 19, 2019
Want to attract someone's attention but do not know how to? Try using some witty pickup lines that are sure to get that person's attention.
The best way to attract a guy or a girl is by using pickup lines with confidence. You can choose a line that is funny, witty, and amusing. The key to making this work is by choosing the right words with the right tone and loads of confidence. Here are some cute pickup lines that will surely help you win over the heart of the one you fancy.

For Men

Are you a guy who cannot muster the courage to walk up to a woman and ask her for a date or even a drink? Do you tend to wait at the bar for hours at a stretch trying to think of something cool to say to the attractive women sitting right across the table? Well, if you tired of gulping down Martinis and waiting, then try the given pickup lines.
1. "Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?"
2. "Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you?"
3. "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
4. "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?"
5. Him: "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" Her: "No." Him: "Well then, please start."
6. "I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk."
7. "I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? "
8. "Be unique and different, just say yes."
9. "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
10. "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand gently and write down your phone number on it. "There's your future."
11. "Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
12. "Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"
13. "I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you."
14. Him: "Are you religious?" Her: "Why?" Him: "Because you're the answer to my prayers."
15. Him: :Do you have a map?"Her: "No, why? Him: "Because I just got lost in your eyes."
16. "If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty."

For Women

So you are a girl with your heart set on the delicious, lady-killer. He has stolen your heart and he doesn't even know it. You need to start a conversation with him before someone else gets her paws on him.
1. Brush against him and say, "I'm sorry. You look familiar." Trip and fall into his lap; then say, "I'm sorry! I'm so clumsy." If a man is staring, go up to him and say, "Well! Do you want to go out or not?"
2. "I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I'm not that generous."
3. "I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out."
4. "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
5. "Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met."
6. "Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend ..."
7. Her: "You know, I'm invisible." Him: "Really?" Her: "Can you see me?" Him: "Yes" Her: "How about tomorrow night?"
8. "Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
9. "Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Bill????"
10. "It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me."
11. "You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall, is in love with me."
12. "I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you."
13. "I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... that's a Very Cute Rear by the way."
14. "Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot."
You need to be confident while you say these lines and make sure you do not fumble. So turn on your charisma and win yourself a date.