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Pickup Lines that are Funny

Pickup Lines That are Funny Without Being Too Crass

Pickup lines are great to initiate a conversation with a stranger. Here is a compilation of funny and hilarious lines, which are sure to bring a smile to the person's face.
LoveBondings Staff
Last Updated: Dec 10, 2017
Pickup lines are merely conversation starters that help to initiate a conversation. However, you can also add some spice and humor in order to stir the interest of the person. Note that there is a difference between being funny and being crass. The following pickup lines will help you.

Best Pickup Lines
  • You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pickup lines, so why don't you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that?
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Now go to my room!
  • Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? (Casablanca)
  • Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  • Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
  • You are like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts.
  • I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on the earth tonight.
  • Hey, where are you going? (Home). You're not just gonna leave me here like this, are you?
  • It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me!
  • I know I am good looking and I can see that in your eye, I don't blame you!
  • I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Pickup Lines for Girls to Use on Guys
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here.
  • If I pet you, would you follow me home?
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you have tied my heart in a knot!
  • It's my birthday today! How about a birthday kiss?
  • You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
  • Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops; u stole my heart!
Pickup Lines for Guys to Use on Girls
  • You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
  • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  • Looks like we're late. (For what?) For dinner.
  • Hi, (name). Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. Let's go!
  • Be unique and different, just say yes!
  • You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated!
  • You are a 9.99999999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me!
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
These pickup lines will help you strike a conversation with a guy/gal, which might lead to a long-lasting relationship. As a last tip, along with the line, make sure you appear classy and sincere. Good luck!