Pickup Lines That are Funny Without Being Too Crass
Apr 17, 2019
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Pickup lines are great to initiate a conversation with a stranger. Here is a compilation of funny and hilarious lines, which are sure to bring a smile to the person's face.
Pickup lines are merely conversation starters that help to initiate a conversation. However, you can also add some spice and humor in order to stir the interest of the person. Note that there is a difference between being funny and being crass. The following pickup lines will help you.
Best Pickup Lines
You are beautiful, you have probably heard all the great pickup lines, so why don't you tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Now go to my room!
Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? (Casablanca)
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
You are like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts.
I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on the earth tonight.
Hey, where are you going? (Home). You're not just gonna leave me here like this, are you?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me!
I know I am good looking and I can see that in your eye, I don't blame you!
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Pickup Lines for Girls to Use on Guys
You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you have tied my heart in a knot!
It's my birthday today! How about a birthday kiss?
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops; u stole my heart!
Pickup Lines for Guys to Use on Girls
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Looks like we're late. (For what?) For dinner.
Hi, (name). Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. Let's go!
Be unique and different, just say yes!
You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated!
You are a 9.99999999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me!
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
These pickup lines will help you strike a conversation with a guy/gal, which might lead to a long-lasting relationship. As a last tip, along with the line, make sure you appear classy and sincere. Good luck!