Makeup and you don't fit in the same sentence. If an occasion calls for you to 'look good', you have the bare essentials, which are close to their expiry date. What's worse is that, every time you wear makeup and dress up a little, people react as if they've just witnessed Cinderella's bippity-boppity-boo moment.
You've successfully mastered the art of taking a quick shower, and are secretly proud of yourself for getting ready in 10 minutes or less. You dress for comfort with your favorite pair of jeans, which are your must-have for any occasion. As for shoes, you may possess a few classic pairs which go with everything, buy none of them include stilettos.
No matter what the world perceives you to be; you know who you are and that's what matters. You're easy to be around, hate drama, and are non-judgmental, making you a remarkable human being. These amazing qualities are what attracts people to you. So, just be proud of being a classic low maintenance beauty.