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8 Relatable and Funny Love Poems That Will Brighten Your Mood

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Let’s be honest. If you can’t joke with the person you’re with, you shouldn’t be with them. Love isn’t just about those sentimental moments; it’s about the goofy ones, too And finding someone that can complement your sense of humor is essential. So if you’re thinking about writing a love letter but want to keep it more light-hearted and not so mushy like this one, we’ve got you covered. Here are five funny love poems to share with your partner.

Funny Love Poems

1. Onions

“My eyes are full of tears, that they can see no more. I wish you were here. But only to chop these onions for me.” 

2. Money

“You’re my love and my angel. And you’re my sugar and my honey. You’re my jewel and my treasure. I’m broke and in need of money.”

3. Shut up

“If you feel cold, I can warm you up. And if you are sad, I can cheer you up. If you’re hungry, we can share an egg cup. But if you need money, sorry, you can shut up.” 

4. I’m going to miss you

“You and I are in love. So when you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, so will I. And if you smile, I will smile. If you jump off a bridge… I’m going to miss you.” 

5. I said that twice

“I love your boobies. You take fast poopies. I love your smile and your voice. I listen to you, I have no choice. You are so funny and so nice. I love your boobies. I said that twice.”

6. No need to smack me

“Your love is so crisp, as the wafer in the pack. You know your love is my favorite snack. But only that. Oh please, I was just kidding, now you don’t need to smack me.”

7. I’m diabetic

“You’re sucrose; you’re glucose, you’re fructose, and more. From your head to your feet… Which are stuck to the floor. You’re Hershey’s; you’re Snickers, You’re sweet English Toffee. If you spit in my cup, You’ll just sweeten my coffee. I love you so much. That I’m getting frenetic, But I can’t even kiss you, ’cause I’m diabetic.”

8. Men

“They do it without realizing; they don’t really have a clue; reading between the lines is something they just can’t do. When there is an argument, they think they’re always right. No matter what we say or do, they didn’t start the fight. They blame it on our hormones and never take the rap; if they call us moody women, then they will certainly get a slap.”

In conclusion, while there are many funny love poems out there, these are a few of our favorites that we know your partner will appreciate. If you couldn’t find one that fit your relationship, why not try writing one yourself? Think of the quirky things about your partner and all those silly moments and see what you come up with. You may find that you write an even better funny love poem than the ones mentioned above.

Alternatively, are you looking for love poems that are tender and romantic? Check out our article, “5 Romantic Love Poems for Her” for some sentimental ideas.

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