Funny Pickup Lines for Girls

Funny Pickup Lines for Girls: Guys, You'll Go Weak in Your Knees

Can't get his attention or can't gather your guts to make the first move? Read on for some funny pick up lines for girls to use on guys.
LoveBondings Staff
Last Updated: Oct 6, 2017
It's a proven fact that pick up lines work. So, if you've been looking for some pick up lines that work, look no further. We women are inherently shy or the ones that aren't, are indifferent. But for those times when we actually do get weak in our knees, yet gather courage to make a move, we find ourselves at a total loss of words. So, here is a collection of pickup lines to use on guys, which will serve as answers to those embarrassing moments.

Funny Pickup Lines for Girls to Use on Guys
  • Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  • I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
  • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  • You know what would look great on you? Me!
  • Can I read your T shirt in Braille?
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting a head?
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
  • Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
  • I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  • The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
  • That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you'd be called McHandsome.
  • You'll do.
  • Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
  • If I told you, you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
  • Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • If you were a drug, I would overdose!
  • I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
  • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  • Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
  • You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
  • Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
  • I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
  • Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Funny pick up lines for girls to say are great conversation starters. Judge the mood of the guy before using these funny pick up lines. These lines are best used to get to know someone, when used in good humor. Have fun girls!
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