If you are a biology nerd looking for a way to break the ice with a pretty classmate or neighbor of yours, you are on the right page. Here we give you some cute and funny biology pick up lines to use on girls.
Warning!
Using a pick up line on a girl you have just met can be risky. Don’t blame us if you end up getting slapped!
So you are a Bio nerd looking for a chat-up line to start a conversation with that girl you have started liking. Don’t get all sweaty and anxious. Use your ace card instead―biology! Well, we have brought you some cute and funny biology pick up lines. Use them to impress that girl you like or have a crush on, if she is also a biology student like you.
Go through the pickup lines given in this LoveBondings article; you may find them cute, funny, or naughty. Use them at your own risk, which is to say, she might find some of them cheesy too.
I’ m no organ donor but I’ll be happy to give you my heart.
You are so hot, you denature my proteins.
Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Girl, your name must be Phylum, because you are above class.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so i could unpackage your genes.
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs straight to my heart.
You are like cholesterol cause you are dangerous to my heart.
I think my heart just lagged.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Can I study for the anatomy exam with you?
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? ‘Coz you leave me speechless.
Girl do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.
Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.
When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.
Before I met you, my life was as messy as the unfiltered data of a metagenomics experiment.
Like metagenomics on conventional genome sequence, you’ve showed me that there is so much more to the world than I used to see.
You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
You must be gibberellin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
Like environmental gene sequencing with microbial sequencing, you have shown me how biased I used to be.
If you are X-Ray diffraction, I must be neutron diffraction, because our processes compliment each other.
“I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?”
“Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on!”
“If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.”
If I were a nucleic acid, I would be RNA. That way, I could have U!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
“I am one strand, you are another. Together we form a double helix.”
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I can’t introduce foreign bodies to my system, but for you I’ll make an exception.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
