Breaking the ice can be a tough task for anyone. There is a need to take an innovative approach each time. Using sweet math pickup lines, suggested in this post, can be of assistance in such cases. Take your pick…
Remember…
A funny pickup line will be perceived in positive light over a pickup line that has sexual innuendo.
There are many personalities that attract or interest us. To conjure a conversation out of thin air with an unknown person is surely a difficult task. Making a good impression is of utmost importance. You never know when the first impression will turn out to be the last impression. A wing man/wing woman can provide you with a lot of assistance when getting introduced to someone.
Using these witty, yet sweet math pickup lines can be of real help, and a sure way to arouse the interest of a person and generate some response, hopefully a positive one. Use them judiciously, and you can end up having a delightful conversation. But be warned; if not delivered properly, you may come across as weird, lame, or in some cases, creepy.
Funny Math Pickup Lines to Use on Girls
You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.
My love is like √(-1). Complex, but not imaginary.
Are you √(2), ’cause I feel irrational around you.
I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
What’s your sine?
Let’s do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
How can I know 50 digits of Π and not know the digits of your phone number?
Can you integrate my natural log?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Can I explore your mean value?
Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
Wanna expand my polynomial?
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
I wonder what the L’ Hospital’s rule says of the limit when I is over you.
Can I have your significant digits?
Your beauty is like Π, never ending.
I’m sine, you are cosine, let’s make a tangent.
I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
You have got more curves than a triple integral.
You be the numerator and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form.
I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.
I don’t like my current girlfriend, mind if I made a you-substitution?
You are as beautiful as 1.618.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You have one compact set.
Funny Math Pickup Lines to Use on Boys
You must be cos2, I’m sin2, and together we are 1.
Without you I’m like a null set, empty.
Are you a function of my asymptotic? I always tend towards you.
My love is defined by exponential curve, it’s unbounded.
My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
You must be a 90º angle. You are right.
My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.
My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
You have a fine body. Are you a Mathlete?
You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.
I should ask you out, ’cause you can’t differentiate.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
I hope you are good at algebra, ’cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.
You are like a student and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
Is your sine Π/2? ‘Cause you are 1.
Wanna make a composite function?
You are 1/(Cos c).
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You are a well-defined function.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.
Had you been a triangle, you would be acute one.
Be sure before using, to gauge that these pickup lines are not beyond the grasp of the person on whom you are using them. This can easily lead to awkward silence, instead of a good conversation. All the best!!!
