Starting a conversation demands a solid topic to break the ice, along with a panache. This might be a tad bit difficult for a dorky nerd. But have no worries! For here are some awesome physics pickup lines that will help stir up a great conversation.
Did You Know?
Dr. Seuss coined the term ‘nerd’. He used it for the first time in 1954.
Initiating a conversation with an unknown person can be a difficult task. It is usually the men who have to take the lead when trying to look out for ‘The One’, or even when on look out for a person of the opposite gender to hang out with and spend some quality time. This trend of men taking the initiative may be seeing some change in recent times, yet it is, by and large, a norm. Now, this is not as easy as it seems, even for the guys who are extroverts, familiar to meeting strangers, and socially adept. More so, it can be a really daunting task for people who have completely opposite personality traits – the nerds.
First off, the occasions that a physics nerd tries to mingle among ‘heathens’ aren’t many. During such rare times, he may muster some courage and break the ice. On most occasions, he will end up coming across as cute, sweet, or funny. Here are a few physics pickup lines to present the nerd in a different light, while being comfortable in his skin.
Physics Pickup Lines
Wanna dance? I can get your inertia in motion.
Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
You appear more special than relativity to me.
I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity.
What’s your resonance frequency?
How do you feel about group experiments?
I’m hung like a Foucault Pendulum.
I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I think my heart just lagged.
What is you sine?
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
I’m attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is to the Sun; a large force inversely proportional to distance squared.
Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
Quantum Physics Pickup Lines
You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
You and me get together like superposition of two waves in phase.
Let’s exchange fermions.
You + Me = Grand Unification.
You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
Your smile is warmer than a hydrogen plasma.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.
What’s your quantum number?
In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
As per the second law of thermodynamics, you should share your hotness with me.
Astrophysics Pickup Lines
I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’.
Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
You must be a star, I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.
Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
Not So Clean Pickup Lines
I know the spring constant of my mattress, interested in taking some data?
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you are doing tonight.
I might be a Physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench or mine?
What do you feel about group experiments?
Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.
What counts is how the force is applied to a vector, and not its length.
Wanna test the spring potential of my mattress.
Let’s couple our equations tonight.
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.
Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
I bet that dress looks even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.82 m/s2
Top quark or bottom quark?
I supply voltage, you a little resistance; imagine the current we can make together.
Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
Maybe not everyone who is a physics major needs help as Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the theoretical physicist from the famous TV series ‘The Big Bang Theory’. These physics pickup lines will be of assistance in social settings, but they solely won’t do the job. They must be accompanied by a personality that exudes confidence and appropriate body language.
