With these cool things to say to people, you will be able to impress everyone around you. Also, your relationships with your boyfriend or girlfriend will get stronger. Read on…
Some cool things sayings can work as great conversation starters. They can keep the interaction fresh and entertaining. With the craze of social networking increasing day by day, cool status updates are attaining more importance.
Most of these sentences are just funny one liners. But you cannot just pick up a one liner and use it randomly it sounds unnatural. It is all about choosing and using it properly, and adding value to your conversations. Below, I have given some quotes in different situations that will make you appear extremely cool.
✶ Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
✶ The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
✶ Good morning…i see the assassins have failed
✶ …feels like getting some work done. So she is sitting down till the feeling passes
✶ Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you have to do is stand and say “Hi my name is Ralph and I am an alcoholic.”
✶ Giving money and power to the Government is like giving alcohol and car keys to teenagers.
✶ …is wondering where Noah kept the woodpecker on his ark
✶ …thinks that if your relationship status says ‘It’s complicated’, you should stop kidding yourself and change it to ‘Single’
✶ ..Does not suffer from insanity. She enjoys every minute of it
✶ ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
✶ What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror
✶ Status loading ████████████ 99%
✶ ..is normally not a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me Superman
✶ Of course we can still be friends. As long as I never have to hear from you, see you or talk to you again
✶ ..Just received a coupon in the mail. Buy one glove and get one FREE! Offer valid till gloves last
✶ It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are rather close on the keyboard. From now on, I will never end an article with the phrase “Regards” ever.
Expressing your feelings in a rather interesting way will not only keep the guy hooked, but he will enjoy talking to you. And, a little flattery can go a long way, (not all the time though!). So, use these lines to make him feel good once in a while.
✶ (Looking for some way to get closer?) Reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label. “Just what I thought, made in heaven.”
✶ “You’re the hottest thing since sunburns.” (Use it on the right ‘really hot’ guy.)
✶ “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.” (Solemn expression please. Don’t laugh, this is not a funny pick up lines to use on guys.)
✶ “Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you’re hot.” (Girls, please, be a little selective, use only if he’s really hot. If you’re blinded, take a friend’s neutral opinion first.)
✶ “What do you like watching the most on television?”
✶ “Who’s played the most influential part in your life?”
✶ “Who or which band do you like listening to, the most?”
✶ I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
✶ Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
✶ Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
It is a fact that you have to be a good talker to entice a girl. That is the reason some average looking guys get beautiful girls. These guys can talk well. But you should not always say the things girls like to hear. Be yourself and use some of the sentences and quotes mentioned below.
✶ You’re so sweet, I’m going to be diabetic
✶ I may not be Fred Flintstone. But I can sure make your bed rock! (slightly cocky but may work on some girls)
✶ The only thing harder than trying to impress you, is looking at you without smiling.
✶ ‘You know why the lion is known as the king of the jungle?’ (Girl – why?). ‘Ahhh, I thought you would say yes and tell me why?’
✶ Say hastily, ‘Do you love me?’ (Girl – what?) ‘I said do you love me…at balls?’
✶ ‘You know one day I woke up and I was married to a pineapple!’ Pause…’It was surely a beautiful pineapple!’
✶ ‘Darn! My mobile is not working!’ (Girl – Why, what happened?) It says, ‘Re…charge your….self with a ki…ss from the cu…te girrrr…l next to…you!’
✶ ‘What are you doing this evening?’ (Girl – nothing). ‘Let’s do nothing together!’
✶ ‘What would you say if a guy comes up to you without a shirt?’ (Girl – Hmm…) ‘If I were you, I would say that he must have had some really nice pants!’
✶ ‘Hi, my name is Alf A. Romeo. My ancestor named me after a chimpanzee!’
Anyone can make fun of others. But if you can laugh at yourself, you have true sense of humor. Add some of the following words about yourself to your conversations and people will like you instantly.
✶ I am petrified of darkness, so please hold me close to you.
✶ I love the mountains. Can we live there once in our lifetime?
✶ I love myself beyond words can express, because I’ve found you.
✶ I was matching the stars last night with reasons why I love you, till I ran out on stars
✶ Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”
✶ I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
✶ When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
✶ I’ve developed a new philosophy, I only dread one day at a time.
✶ At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual.
✶ I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
I think now you have got enough cool things to say to almost everyone around you. But try to include them naturally and don’t force them into your conversations.