Are you looking for some funny pick up lines that you can say to the woman whom you want to woo. If yes, this article will be helpful as here are some pick up lines that will bring a smile to the other person’s face.
Pick up lines can be called conversation starters that people use to introduce themselves to another person, especially one of the opposite sex. Pick up lines can be used just to make friends or may be to ask someone out. However, there are some clichéd pick up lines that have been used to death and do not actually work in this era. One of the ways of impressing a person is to take the help of funny pick up lines. Humor is something that attracts people and it is something that will definitely work, if one uses it in the right place. So, if you are at a restaurant and have spotted a really good looking girl whom you would like to ask out, you can use these funny pick up lines to impress her.
Humorous Pickup Lines
Earlier, pick up lines were considered something that guys tried on girls. However, there is no such rule and even girls use pick up lines to flirt with guys whom they find attractive. Here are some pick up lines that can be used for guys as well as girls.
For Girls (to try on guys)
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
- Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Robert???
- Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet…. you’re name.
- Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
- It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
- You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
- Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
For Guys (to try on girls)
- I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
- Can you give me directions…to your heart?
- Did they just take you out of the oven? (No, why?) Because you’re hot!
- If you were a drug, I would overdose!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
- I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
- Can I have directions?(“To where?”) To your heart.
- I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
- If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
- How is it that I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, but you only have to smile to get to me?
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Was your father an alien? Because you’re out of this world!
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
More Pick Up Lines
- I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
- It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Hi, do you speak English? (yes) Oh, me too.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
These are some of the funny pick up lines that can make the girl or guy you like to laugh or may be at least smile. Now, select one of these best pick up lines and approach the person you like or are attracted to with confidence.