Often, a relationship break up instigates a plethora of emotions in an individual. Anger and an urge to revenge are among the top emotions that rule the person's conscience, after ending a relationship. People often feel like hurting their exes and ruining their lives in some way. In fact, nothing seems sweeter than vengeance at that particular moment. Broken heart often unleashes the creativity in the person and allows them to come up with bizarre ideas for getting revenge on their exes.
Getting Revenge on Ex Boyfriend
If your ex boyfriend was an absolute git, who did not deserve you in the first place or a philanderer who cheated upon you, then you ought to look for ways to get revenge on him. It wouldn't hurt to pay the sleaze what he truly deserves. Here are some perfectly legal but morally demeaning ways to get revenge on your ex boyfriend. (Caution: Try these tips only if you have no desire to get your ex boyfriend back.)
Use the Internet
Internet is the most effective way of getting revenge on ex boyfriend and that too without revealing your identity. Post his embarrassing photos on your MySpace or Facebook account or mail them to his near and dear ones. You can also create a fake account by his name and dish the dirt at the people he hates. If your ex is having a relationship with someone, then post a really intimate picture of you two together and send her. If you have a bit knowledge of Photoshop then, you can also create a picture of your ex and a random person, so that your identity is not disclosed.
Give Him a Heart Attack
This revenge prank can be played in two ways. Firstly, you can apply for a pre-approved credit card in his name and once you get hold of it, shop like there is no tomorrow. It would be such a fun to see the cheapskate get a heart attack when he receives the bill. The second revenge prank is comparatively easier and hassle free. All you have to do is buy some stickers in the form of a broken glass or a paint splash and stick it on the windshield of his car. Make sure you are around to see the aghast look on his face, when he sees his beloved Porsche in such a mess.
Go Out with the Hottest Guy in Town
If you know a guy who is a real hunk, then beg him to make an appearance with you at the places your ex frequents. However, make sure your chances of bumping with your ex are hundred percent, else you'll end up wasting a good date with a hunk for nothing. Going out with his best friend or worse, his brother is also a great revenge idea, that will make your ex jealous.
Some Easy Ideas for Revenge
- If you can lay your hands on the keys of his apartment, then make the most of this opportunity, by releasing a few cloth eating moths in his closet and ripping his expensive shirts into pieces.
- Get yourself a complete make-over and turn into an absolute diva, so that he'll want you back even more. But make sure you dump him, this time around.
- Hang out with a bunch of male friends in front of your ex boyfriend and pretend to be happy.
- Make prank calls to the women in his life and tell them he is a gay.
- Find ways of publicly embarrassing him. Make mortifying posters and stick them around his neighborhood.